Total Medals Earned: 527 (From 158 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,220 Points
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/75 points)
Smash through a brick wall and survive!
eat a super rare Pineapple!
break 20 hurdles in a single run
find and ride Doug, the town drunk!
Eat 50 pieces of fruit in a single run
Ride Pup at full speed, uninterrupted for 10 seconds
Jump over 5 spinning blades in a single Run
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/205 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Defeat the boss.
There's a warm meal waiting for you.
Medals Earned: 1/15 (5/280 points)
You have completed the first and easiest level!
You have destroyed a shield with Professor Bomb!
You have made a Monster Loonie!
You've killed with the mystic!
You have slain with the Professor Bomb!
You have poisoned someone with cop bat!
You are getting into the nitty-gritty!
You've killed a Rival!
You have killed an invader in the ritual chamber!
You are way deep in it now!
You've taken out a cop with a lunatic!
You killed a Rival with a Mystic Monster!
You've taken out a shield with a Detective Monster!
You killed a Rival with a Detective Monster!
You have completed the game! Amazing!
Medals Earned: 4/10 (30/95 points)
HEY! Watch where you are pointing that thing!
LOOK out for PoolSharks.
Scorpion would be proud.
One of these days Alice... straight to the Moon!
The fastest route isn't always the best one.
I think you missed a step in there somewhere...
Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.
I wish every lifeguard made his pool as safe as you!
What were you doing?
Duh Dum.... Duh Dum... Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum!
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/500 points)
Enter a portal.
Collect at least 6 artifacts.
Make at least 10 visits to Looming.
Collect at least 18 artifacts.
Collect all of the tally beads.
Collect all of the diagram pieces.
Collect all of the Lorem tablets.
Collect all of the Path rings.
Collect all of the Seecha rods.
Collect all of the Oarbor bones.
Medals Earned: 4/12 (120/350 points)
Get to know your new BFF.
Find the treasure.
End it like a real man.
A simple hug will make her enjoy the jolly good world again.
YUM
Chill out in the funky room!
Leave the tower
You naughty punk!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/135 points)
Beat the game.
Let out all your aggression.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/115 points)
Defeat Agness
Kill Something with a Grenade
Let the Creators Live!
Defeat Claudette
Unlock Complete Arsenal
Beat the Game
Medals Earned: 2/8 (30/290 points)
Reach chaos for the first time
Purchase the turret upgrade before the 8th day.
Buy the Atomic Bomb
Purchase all of the store upgrades.
Cause enough chaos to reach the x5 Multiplier
Save up $30,000 in earnings.
Beat the game before reaching the 20th Day
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle